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When I wrote the document, I didn’t realize what XSL-FO (eXtensible Stylesheet Language – Formatting Objects) is. It’s actually a much better parody, except that it is presumably wasn’t meant to be. But maybe the parody is implicitly revealed in its verbosity, which probably ensures it will never gain popularity. Take this example from a nice XSL-FO tutorial:

<fo:block font-family="Times" font-size="14pt" font-style="italic">
<fo:inline color="red">H</fo:inline>ello,
  <fo:inline font-weight="bold">world!</fo:inline>